Thursday, August 15, 2013

First World Problems Defined ...wait is Florida really in the first world?


This is Pensacola Florida's own Christina Andrews she has a problem that she is trying to solve. When I first saw this story I was worried that problems which had lead The United Kingdom to restrict internet pronography had reached our shores. Then I realized it was Pensacola and I got a better look at her and realized this was her best opportunity to get the money for her augmentation. 

What I do like about this story though is how she makes the statement that a lot of people put up signs saying they are homeless at least she is being honest. The implication of course is that many if not most of the homeless panhandlers aren't really homeless. Any reasonable New Yorker knows this is true. 

This story backs up two of my philosophical tenets. The first of which is people are awful  and second Florida and Ohio are the same place.

No comments:

Post a Comment