Sunday, August 25, 2013

Get Off of My Lawn: Staples Employees

Once again Grow the Fuck Up is proud to bring you the rants of the Angry Old Man.



Since against my better judgement I agreed to write for this damn internet thing I made my grandson take me to buy one of those laptop computers all the kids are talking about this week. Let me tell you something I am damn retiree whose idea of modern technology is a catalytic converter and I am more qualified to sell computers than those dumb asses at Staples.

How in the hell are these people even employed? I used to think that this whole internet thing was a bad idea but now I know for sure that anything that allows me to purchase products without dealing with these morons is a good thing. They have zero people skills, they cannot speak in complete sentences and they don't even know a damn thing about the products they are selling.

How someone who wants to "ax" me a question can try and talk down to me as if I don't know what I am buying is beyond me. Oh they know how to push the extended warranties and protection packages that make multilevel marketing seem like a wise way to spend money but they don't know a damn thing about computers.

My grandson tells me that these idiots think that they are underpaid. Underpaid for being rude? Underpaid for being uninformed? What the hell are they talking about. Back in my day these jackasses would have starved to death but my kids generation is made up of a bunch of pussies who feel bad about doing well so they coddle these subhumans. Just showing up for work is worthy of getting paid. You are there to assist customers do your damn job well and then you can complain about being underpaid.

I cannot stand the halfwits that pass for Americans these days. At least I still have a good butcher, speaking of which I have to go pick up a couple of steaks and turn on the grill before I sit down and watch this watered down version of Football that is passing for sports these days. Who the hell worries about concussions? Rub some dirt on it and get back in the game you pussies!


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