How Baseball May Save New York

Never in a million years did I imagine that I would be thankful for insane devotion to a baseball team. I am now more than ever convinced that New York will not change course and become more like Detroit. As the one Mayoral Candidate who would like to set the city back 30 years by failing to understand the importance of higher property values has admitted that he is a Red Sox fan.

If there is one thing I can be assured of its that the Staten Island, Queens and the areas in Brooklyn populated with native New Yorkers will come out in force to ensure that a Red Sox fan will not be mayor. Couple this with  the fact that the wealthy Manhattan residents wont vote for him that I feel comfortable saying should he somehow win the democratic primary we will have another...........

Damn now I really wish Kelsey Grammer had decided to run for mayor.